Sometimes, customers make me twitch

[dragovianknight]

Overheard: "I think little girls should wear dresses. It sort of defines them."

Comments

[thousanth]

Ouch. :/

[tptigger]

I never wore dresses.
I own exactly two. Both for when I was in weddings. If I get married, I may have Mom's dress turned into pants :)
People are dumb sometimes.

[ardwynna]

You can't expect people to define themselves, now can you? Good lord, the very idea! Fetch me my pearls, that I may clutch them!

[recessional]

"I think idiots should wear hats. That way we can identify them."

*ahem*

[raisedbymoogles]

You beat me to it.

[dingsi]

I find your "Breathe Fire" reply text incredibly fitting for what I am feeling.