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I may well regret this, because I know you people, but...

You, the reading list, give me two characters you know I'm familiar with from different fandoms, and I'll give you a dialogue between them, without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other -- just a silly crossover conversation for fun with no backstory.

Fandoms definitely in play are Dragon Quest VIII, Beast Wars, Transformers Prime, Thundercats (old or new), Voltron Force, Knight Rider (old or new); you can ask for other fandoms you think I know, but I promise nothing.

Well, I promise nothing anyway, but, you know. *shrug*
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If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach. -- Alfred Hitchcock, 1899 - 1980

If I wrote fic/drew art/vidded/folded origami/etc today, the readers/viewers would immediately be looking for... what?

Also, if you do not follow my Twitter, you missed my plans for world domination hitting on Scott McNeil via Blackarachnia cosplay. Including the BEST convention pickup line ever.
dragovianknight: (Transformers - Optimus Primal - That's J)
Go look at your blog journal. Find the last Fandom-related thing you posted. The characters in that post are now your team-mates in the Zombie Apocalypse. How fucked are you?

As I commented to Lucy, since my last post was about Beast Wars, I'm golden. (Even if Blackarachnia, Silverbolt, and Rhinox don't have canon zombie experience. Rhinox says, having cannons trumps canon experience. XD)
dragovianknight: closeup of a green dragon (MMPR - Rita - It's Time to Conquer Earth)
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing (excluding instrumentals)
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
7. Tag three people! (Y'all know I never tag anyone.)

Meme answers behind the cut! Albums (when I know them) in parentheses. )

I think my Ranger team is dysfunctional.
dragovianknight: closeup of a green dragon (DQ8 - Marcello and Rolo - Nothing Sacred)
Via [personal profile] sabinetzin, a meme:
If you were writing RPF about me, what characteristics (either physical or personality) would you harp on, and what purple prose would you use to describe them? (Note: The more superficial and cliched, the better. We all like to think of ourselves as intelligent, but it's not what sells the muffins, if you know what I mean.)

Lunch did not sit well, and there are three hours left to work. Bleh. :P
dragovianknight: closeup of a green dragon (Knight Rider - TKR Neo - cars)
...when I'm working on Fallen Knight,

I write like
Arthur Conan Doyle

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

But when I'm working on Indestructible,

I write like
Dan Brown

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

And when I'm writing canon TKR,

I write like
Kurt Vonnegut

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

But when I'm working with TKR Neo,

I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

I would love to know just what these analyses key off of, since I don't think my style is different between the four stories.
dragovianknight: closeup of a green dragon (Knight Rider - TKR - Jenny (unhappy))

Digital Robotic Android Generated for Online Violence, Infiltration and Accurate Nullification

Get Your Cyborg Name

In "me" news, I can feel myself sliding into the "everything I do is pointless, and I am worthless except in the ways that I can serve others" brainspace, and since I know I'm terribly not fun when I'm in this spot, you can expect a few days of radio silence (unless it magically decides to go away while I sleep).

In conclusion, dragons. Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
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Really, just a thinly disguised plea for amusement.

So, comment with a) the title, b) the fandom, and c) the summary of a fic you think should exist, crackfic or serious. Then we see if anyone gets bunnied!

Here, I'll start:

Whom the Gods Would Destroy, They First Make Pie, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys
Summary: Iolaus would have no complaints about Herc's sudden interest in baking, if he was just better at it.

To Bow Beneath the Waves, Avatar: The Last Airbender
Summary: She never thought the water could turn against her.

Against my better judgement, I signed up for femgenficathon, even though it's on LJ. (Still plenty of prompts what need claiming before Wednesday. Just sayin'.)
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Today has been declared lurker amnesty day! Have you read me but never commented? Do you surf by occasionally? Here for the fic? (HA!) Say hello! You are under no obligation to ever comment or delurk again, but here's a chance to do so in a post just for that. (Hell, say hi even if you do comment; I like saying hi to people.)

Earlier, I had Deep Thots* about Lois and Clark, but they have escaped. So you get a meme instead.

I wish I felt inspired to do something more than stare at the internet while DVDs play in the background.

*As Deep as Thots about a fluffy little 90s romcom can be, at least.
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There comes a time in every hero's life when he starts to think the gods are just dicking with him.

I mean, look at the things writers and video game designers throw at their characters. Eventually, such a thought seems inevitable. So let the "The Gods Must Be Assholes" meme commence. I'll start.

There comes a time in every hero's life when he starts to think the gods are just dicking with him. )

Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
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Not the first line one, the other one that's going around: Post a single sentence from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations*. No more than one sentence!

Not that anyone should need context, given that if it's me, it has a 90% chance of being Angelo or Marcello-centric DQ8. ::eyeroll at self for being predictable::

I dug deep, deep into my fanfic folders for some of these. )


Every single character I've ever written: *glowers*

*Will provide context in comments upon request, assuming I remember what I was doing.
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I saw a meme on LJ. And then I changed it.

What is the story you wish to God and the Flying Spaghetti Monster that I would write, because it's a brilliant idea and I'd do it perfectly?

Write me at least one hundred words of it, and I'll continue it for at least one hundred words more.

(Yes, I am still pondering the un-answered prompts from the last meme, don't worry.)
dragovianknight: closeup of a green dragon (Cats - Plotbunny)
Post the first line of a story here, and I'll write the next five. No context or prompts, just a line, and if I don't twig who it is then you'll get something slightly surreal back!

With the usual warnings that whatever I come up with will almost certainly manage to be Dragon Quest, some flavor of Power Rangers, or a bizarre combination thereof.

(In other news, today is day two of The Bitchiest Customers In The Universe. Hence, need for distraction.)
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From [personal profile] epeeblade, a meme:

Inspired by Doctor Who's "Turn Left:" Pick one of my stories and tell me a point in the tale that you'd change. Something tiny (e.g. "and then Fay chose silver glitter instead of gold") or big (e.g. "and then Rose was arrested instead of Jack") and I'll tell you how that one difference would have altered the course of the entire story.

I make no promises, but at least this might get me thinking about writing again.
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Because everyone else is doing that Star Trek quiz...What Star Trek character am I? )
dragovianknight: closeup of a green dragon (DQ8 - OT3)
First, the update:

  • July 1 - #14. Final Fantasy VI, Locke/Celes: Angry/vengeful sex - "You're still seeing her" (360 words - complete) and posted!

  • July 10 - #9 - Evil Jessica/Eight/Angelo/Yangus: Mindfuck/Mind control - just a bit of fun before I go. (2232 words - complete)

  • July 15 - #18 - Jessica/Angelo: Costumes - "All right, Angelo. Now YOU dress up for ME." (430 words - complete)

  • July 19 - #9 - Dhoulmagus/Jessica: Spirit Sex/Surreal - remnants of past hosts, trapped by the darkness. (482 words - complete)

  • July 29 - #6 - Eight/Angelo/Jessica: Public places - "How did I let you two talk me into - oh." (232 words - complete)

  • July 31 - #9 - Angelo/Jessica: Bunnygirl!Jessica - "Not. One. Word." (864 words and counting)

I'm proud of myself for not having to resort to a drabble even once. Go me! \o/

Now, the doom:

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Draco Malfoy goes on a hot date with Helga Hufflepuff after fleeing an angry horde of barbarians
Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom
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Dragovian Knight's Zanpakutō:

Winter of Illusion produces a shockwave up to 10 meters in diameter and resembles a deformed manriki whose chain changes reach at will after it is unsealed. Dragovian Knight invokes shikai with the command "Crush, Winter of Illusion!"

What's Your Zanpakutō?

dragovianknight: closeup of a green dragon (DQ8 - iQuest)
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 4-7 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest (unless it's too troublesome to reach and is really heavy. Then go back to step 1).
6. Tag five people.

"You cannot sell the tokens back for gold. Later in the game, you can also earn tokens by completing a side quest in Baccarat.

"Pickham Casino

"You can play at this casino at any time after you reach Pickham. It offers only one-token slot machines and a bingo counter, so the stakes are quite low. You must spend a lot of time at the slots - or get lucky at bingo - to earn enough tokens to claim this casino's top prizes."

Yeah, anyone who's surprised that the nearest book was the Dragon Quest VIII Strategy Guide hasn't been paying attention.

I tag...whoever was paying so little attention that they were surprised which book I grabbed. :D
dragovianknight: closeup of a green dragon (Smut)
Online Dating

Mingle2 - Online Dating

And it tells me that my rating was determined thus:

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* sex (4x)
* fucking (3x)
* porn (2x)
* dead (1x)

To which I say, ONLY 3 instances of fucking and 2 of porn? What posts were they LOOKING at?

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