Against my better judgement, I wrote this down

[dragovianknight]

Because sometimes, writing things down makes the muses SHUT UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.


"What we need to do," the green pickup rumbled, "is keep a low profile until we figure out what's going on."

The black convertible almost oozed sarcasm. "Duh. That was the whole point of these alt modes." Her attention was caught by the sound of an engine as a golden sports car raced toward them. "Though apparently nobody told him that."

"Lookin' good, huh, huh? Yeah!"

"How did you even FIND that?" She had already done an image search and discovered just how uncommon his chosen alt was in this region. "I don't think there's one in this state!"

"Well, yeah, I had to look around a little, but you've got to admit...this is worth it."

If it had been possible to prance around on wheels, he would have been doing just that. The convertible sighed in frustration. "You do remember the idea was not to draw attention to ourselves?"

"But I look good, right?"

"You look 'good' enough to draw the attention of every jumped-up monkey on this planet. Why couldn't you just scan a Corvette like a normal idiot?"

"Settle down, you two." The truck rolled between them. "We have more important things to worry about."

In my head, it is totally obvious who's who, but I suspect that's because they showed up complete with voices. I'm curious if anyone else recognizes who just rolled into town.



(If I had the money, this truck would be the Big Guy's successor.)




I'm sure a Lotus Evora will not draw any unwanted attention to itself at all.


Edit: deepbluesquee nailed it. She should probably worry about knowing me that well. XD

Edit2: And katsuko correctly identified who's who.

Comments

[dragovianknight]

Nope, nope, nope (though I noticed the similarities too and went :DDDDD). You have to expand your box beyond Autobots. (And...this is me we're talking about.)

[darthneko]

Ahhahahahaha! Okay, yeah. I probably couldn't pick them out of a lineup even in their original forms, then. (really, there are just too many characters in this overall franchise to keep track of. my memory, it is swiss cheese and fails.)

And now I go eat lunch, so I shall commemorate my failure to identify with sushi!

[dragovianknight]

Mmmm, sushi! Best consolation prize EVAH!

And...I think you'd be able to pick them out in their original forms pretty easily. It's a pretty small original lineup. XD

I know! I'll give you a hint! The convertible is a Mitsubishi Spyder!