I would like to state, for the record

That this is not my fault. I blame all of you who didn't take the opportunity to talk me out of doing this. It is now becoming a story. It is going to have a plot.

KITT hates you all.

( Horse crack behind the cut. )

Edit: The ending. In which I shamelessly indulge in weird meta-humor.

( I warned you. Don't say I didn't. )

I haz an icon! For the horse crack!

All blame goes to guiltyred. ^__^