dragovianknight: (WoW - Panda nose (Sunlin))
So when I got a bit of extra money (thank you, erotica readers of Amazon and your willingness to spend money on weird tentacle smut) I commissioned a picture (rendered in Blender) of my brewmaster monk, relaxing in a bath.

The original reference I gave the artist was Geralt of Rivia, but Pandaren are not proportioned like that, so some adjustments needed to be made to the pose due to the stubbiness of panda legs. Also, the image was cursed, start to finish, with weird weight mapping issues, absolute chaos with the fur particle systems, and my monk just generally proving he's a troublemaker in all things.

However, in the end it was all worth it, and I have a gorgeous 3D render of my monk in all his scarred-up glory, relaxing in a bath while looking like the happiest damn panda you've ever seen. Behold, the wonders of Pandaria. (SFW) )

Also, see that lovely paw pointing at the camera? Belvane, the artist, had to sculpt and texture the pads on it, because in WoW Pandaren don't get bare feet, their sandals are part of their texture. Then she took the original sandal texture and put his sandals on a keg in the background.

She also did some amazing detail work on the artifact staff from Legion, seen leaning against the wall in the background, but alas, the room is steamy and in this render you can't really appreciate it, so someday I'm just going to have to commission an image of my monk in combat, beating something over the head with his keg on a stick.
dragovianknight: From the start of the Pandaria quest chain. (WoW - Varian Angry)
The joy (and I mean that will full sarcasm) of Twitter is making a post about how those WoW raiders who claim nobody would raid if other content gave comparable gear are just admitting they don't raid because they like the content, they raid because they like having the best rewards, and immediately getting a reply touting how FUN raiding is because of the teamwork and overcoming challenges and being rewarded with the best gear.

But just engaging in teamwork and overcoming challenges wouldn't be rewarding by itself.

Apparently the shiniest cosmetics, the achievements, and the exclusive mounts also won't cut it.

Nope, the real reward is having the most powerful gear so you can complain how easy and boring the world is, and tell the people who primarily play in the open world that they "don't need gear" because "nothing can kill you in the world anyway."
dragovianknight: Now is the time we panic - NaNoWriMo (WoW - Genn Greymane)
Like the WoW forums.

The current nightmarish horror that is destroying WoW forever is the possibility of fat humans as a playable race.
dragovianknight: (WoW - lion)
With the introduction of allied races, both Stormwind and Orgrimmar have put up embassies, from which players who have pre-ordered Battle for Azeroth can begin the quest to recruit these new allies.

In Orgrimmar's case, they plopped it in the middle of the goblin slums, covering over the pool where one of the fishing dailies used to take place. Personally, I feel like this says everything one needs to know about the Horde.

In Stormwind's case, it's outside of the gates of the Dwarf district, which has led to a certain amount of restructuring the lake and pumpkin farm in order to make room. Celestine of the Harvest has been evicted from her little house - I suppose she wasn't really using it, since she's been busy giving me world quests in the Broken Isles - and the little draenei girl who used to play around/in the lake near the house is no longer there.

After some looking around, however, I discovered she's simply moved from the high-traffic area between the gate and the embassy, to the quiet area by the fisherman:


The shores of the lake are much steeper now, so she's probably not going to do as much swimming, but I suppose we shall see.
dragovianknight: Now is the time we panic - NaNoWriMo (WoW - Hardwire - LOL)
...to pick the fight, and then get killed by a panda in a Santa suit.

Pandaren brewmaster monk in a Santa suit

This musing brought to you by the goblin hunter who went from "killing all the NPCs in Stormwind with impunity" to learning that you can shoot a brewmaster monk in the back, and he will still wreck you with repeated kegs to the face.

(I don't even PVP, but if you are GOING to repeatedly attack Stormwind, I am damned right going to flag and do my best to take you down.)
dragovianknight: Now is the time we panic - NaNoWriMo (WoW - Hardwire - LOL)
But the Highmountain Tauren "bull rush" racial ability has me legitimately excited to roll a brewmaster monk who can actually charge like an ox.

It's the little things in life. I hope they don't nerf it before it goes live.
dragovianknight: Now is the time we panic - NaNoWriMo (WoW - Hardwire - LOL)
When you're trying to find an image Pinterest suggested, and then denied the existence of.

In this case, it's an 8" Chen Stormstout action figure. Which I want, but, you know...not $80 worth of want.

Just look at the assortment of brews on his belt, though! *hearteyes*
dragovianknight: Now is the time we panic - NaNoWriMo (WoW - Genn Greymane)
That I like raiding, but I don't necessarily like the people I raid with.

Which is to say, there is one particular person who always manages to get everyone on the negativity train. I wish he'd get snapped up by the mythic raiding guild he clearly THINKS he belongs in so the rest of us don't have to listen to him any more.

On the up side, we have gotten the Ahead of the Curve achievement for heroic Tomb of Sargeras for everyone who's cared to show up over the past three-ish weeks, and if I never have to fight Fallen Avatar again I'll be a happy panda. Onward to Antorus!
dragovianknight: (WoW - Wrynn)
But OMG BLIZZCON HYPE!


And in spite of the UTTER BADASSERY of Anduin performing a mass battle rez in that trailer (priest/pally hybrid OP as fuck, plz don't nerf), in spite of the fact I bleed Alliance blue, the plans for next expansion make me think I really need to level up a Hordie so I can see both sides of the story. (Also, the Banshee Queen going full-on banshee was kind of hot.)
dragovianknight: From the start of the Pandaria quest chain. (WoW - Varian Angry)
So, during Hallow's End, [personal profile] darthneko and I are taking advantage of our Team Monk insta-queues to farm the Headless Horseman for his mount.

And sometimes, DPS have the AUDACITY to run ahead of me and summon the Horseman.

Clicking the pumpkin is my GOD GIVEN RIGHT as tank in that dungeon, damn it.

So when that happens, I tell [personal profile] darthneko not to heal the culprit. >_> Because I am a petty, petty tank, and those bastards pulled for me.

And this is why I am not allowed to tank in actual dungeons.

(I really need to renew my paid account so I can have all the WoW icons.)
dragovianknight: (WoW - lion)
But the Headless Horseman? Oh, yes, I will take those instantly-popping queues tanks get, thank you VERY much.

20 minutes for Team Hunter (aka DPSx2) to get in to kill the Horseman. Instant for Team Monk (aka tank+healer) and Team Baby Monk (aka level 107 tank and 105 healer).

And then I keybound my insta-cast flying mount and took my max level tank out to Undercity, prepared to die for the honor of the Alliance as I doused the Horde wickerman while PVP flagged...and there was no one there. I can't remember another Hallow's End where the Horde weren't lying in wait for people who came to douse the wickerman. Most years, it's been a matter of creeping around as a ghost trying to find a spot where I wouldn't be noticed until dousing fluid was thrown and then corpse running my way out, but this year...nothing.

Guess everyone is on Argus.
dragovianknight: From the start of the Pandaria quest chain. (WoW - Varian Angry)
Is there a leatherworker in all of Azeroth who enjoyed this bullshit quest for a mount you can't even sell or use on alts?

And this is my reaction while cheesing parts of it with a flying mount. I wouldn't even have tried without one, because I already have the spirit moose from archaeology; WHY would I want a plain white moose who can't fly (though you certainly wouldn't guess that from how the fucker jumps like Superman during the quest).
dragovianknight: (WoW - lion)
But Pinterest informed me that I had already pinned all but one of the images of Varian Wrynn I was browsing today.

"It's not that I can quit anytime, it's just that I'm being cockblocked" is too long for a tag, alas.
dragovianknight: (WoW - lion)
Same bosses as last week, slightly different set of people, VASTLY more trouble on some of the bosses. Nobody was sure why, but on the one that gave us the most trouble I was getting max stacks of a debuff, dropping the debuff, and almost INSTANTLY seeing my debuff come back to max. *shrug* Nobody knew why we were having so much trouble; the guild we were running with had never wiped on that boss before. We didn't wipe last week, so I am pretty sure it was not the fault of me or [personal profile] darthneko.

It felt like something had been tweaked in the encounter, but I don't think there were any changes to normal Tomb of Sargeras in the patch notes, so it could just be "WoW is broken".

Tomorrow, I'm getting a headset so I can actually talk on discord, though. It would have been much easier to warn I was going to drop my debuff if I could have said it myself instead of making [personal profile] darthneko tell everyone.

As of tonight, I have my second piece of tier gear (yay for things that reduce cooldowns) and my ilvl is a nice even 900.
dragovianknight: Now is the time we panic - NaNoWriMo (Default)
Then last expac I installed Deadly Boss Mods because raiding is a pita without it.

Now, somehow, in an expansion where I've raided TWICE, I have wound up installing an add-on to modify the mob nameplates from Blizzard's current "late 80s unadorned healthbar" aesthetic back to the actually informative nameplates WoW used to have. I still have DBM, of course. I have an add-on that's supposed to make tab targeting work (but tab targeting is still really fucking broken). I, gods help me, have done what I thought I would never do and installed a custom UI add-on (I will never be able to go back to the default UI).

And since I started maining my tank, I have installed an add-on to make my stagger % easily visible at a glance, and WeakAuras so I can track the duration of my Ironskin Brew, which Blizzard hides up in the corner with the other buffs.

Did I mention I'm NOT EVEN FUCKING RAIDING? *facepalm*

(I mean, yes, I do hope to start tagging along in raids with [personal profile] queenoftheskies's guild, but even if I do that regularly, it won't be as a tank. I don't know what I'm doing.)

Oh, and on my hunter I have an add-on to shriek an alarm at me when my pet's health gets too low, though 9 times out of 10 the correct answer to that is "fuck Mend Pet, I'mma let it die and use Heart of the Phoenix to re-summon it at full health."
dragovianknight: Now is the time we panic - NaNoWriMo (WoW - Hardwire - LOL)
I really want this shirt (Amazon link). Only not with what is obviously a warrior tank, because my main is a brewmaster and proud of it.

How hard do we think it would be for me to bribe [personal profile] darthneko into designing me an appropriately Pandaren shirt for my birthday?

(Someday, I will get up the nerve to try tanking in a group, instead of swapping to windwalker in raids and dungeons. Because I like being able to take a hit - I really love the stagger/purify mechanic brewmasters have - and also, having a healer glued to my ass makes me feel like a GOD. A GOD I SAY. Sadly, I fear messing up mechanics and causing a group wipe.)

I need an icon of my tank looking tanky.
dragovianknight: Now is the time we panic - NaNoWriMo (WoW - Hardwire - LOL)
...that [personal profile] darthneko had never seen Charlie the Unicorn. This had to be rectified, to explain why I started laughing over an Easter egg in WoW. (In Azsuna there's a cliff with a Devious Sunrunner and a Sinister Leyrunner, who are standing over the body of a dead Sunrunner. Hover over the corpse and you see its name is Charlie. You can loot the Enchanted Sunrunner Kidney from a chest at Charlie's feet once the other unicorns sunrunners are dead.)
dragovianknight: Now is the time we panic - NaNoWriMo (WoW - Anying and Irohne)
To celebrate being together in the new house, [personal profile] darthneko and I will be making a proper fall feast in true Azerothian fashion, courtesy of the World of Warcraft Official Cookbook (Amazon link). We shall be dining on a slow-roasted turkey, stuffing made from Mulgore spice bread, cranberry chutney just like that which graces tables across Azeroth during Pilgrim's Bounty, and side dishes of buzzard bites and fel eggs.

I am really looking forward to the fel eggs.

Expect pictures of tastynoms. Also expect us to start creating our OWN WoW inspired recipes at some point.

I will also be sending Winterveil cards to any and all who would like one. Message me or leave a comment with your address (comments are screened) if you'd like a card. :)
dragovianknight: Now is the time we panic - NaNoWriMo (WoW - Guild of Awesome)
Because Warlords of Draenor has been a crap expansion that broke several core elements of the game that I enjoyed (crafting, you fuckers) in the name of "level cap as fast as humanly possibly and go raid and don't you dare do anything else". *ahem* But they didn't ruin Brewfest, and so [personal profile] darthneko and I resubbed for a month so that we could race rams and throw beer steins at dwarves and get Brewfest clothes for all our low level characters.

And then, yesterday, we successfully got our last few characters their clothes, and took them, one by one, to a quiet spot by the path up to Ironforge.

Screencaps followed. So many, many screencaps.

And then my lovely wife spent tonight doing this:cut for image )
You can also go see the image on Deviant Art here. For the record, I had to feed Hardwire something like 30 Alterac brandies from my Alterac brewpup before we finally got him to puke.

*writhing*

Sep. 19th, 2014 10:18 pm
dragovianknight: Now is the time we panic - NaNoWriMo (Default)
Warlords of Draenor spoilers. Oh gods. THE SPOILERS.

DAMN IT BLIZZ STOP MAKING ME LOOK FORWARD TO THIS EXPAC I DO NOT WANT THE ORC COCKS.

I want Yrel though. I want the THING that happens. OH GODS. THE THING!

*writhes*

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