I am permanently stuck in the Beast Era

Even when I have to timeshift the Beast Era roughly four million years forward. Which is to say, one of the hazards of trying to crossover-bunny your dwircleflist is that the next thing you know, Maximal stasis pods are dropping suspiciously near Jasper, NV.

( I am reasonably sure the coyote chasing her was a Predacon, too. )

Alas, I can't even think of a way to blame this on raisedbymoogles.

I get a shiny new fandom and then I watch until the shiny wears off

And then I get to snark (with love; always with love) about things like how they have wireless video game controllers, yet the state of the art in actual games appears to be Pole Position. (No offense to Pole Position; I probably could have put myself through college on the money I fed that game.)

I considered that I wanted a TF:P/classic Trek crossover, but I'm pretty sure what I actually want is to get Ratchet and McCoy drunk and then leave them in a room to have a bitch fest. Because those two could have a truly epic bitch fest.

( I spoiler cut because I have been conditioned to, not because I actually think anyone who cares has not seen the first five eps of Transformers Prime. Ware the snark. )