Intarwebz, you are failing to entertain me

Please don't make me entertain myself. Well all know that can only end in tears. And possibly bloodshed. Or the giant robot equivalent.

Won't somebody please think of the giant robots?

Also, Moogle deeply wounded my brain yesterday, and now all I can think about is Quickstrike as a femme.

You know, it's not that I want to defend those writers who can't actually write

But speaking as someone who enjoys and, yes, sometimes gets off on emoporn, trauma porn, and torture porn, please stop conflating "the things you enjoy squick the hell out of me" with "clearly, you have something wrong with you" and "you are a bad writer and possibly a complete sociopath."

You may feel free to continue to poke at the complete inability to spell, punctuate, and use paragraph breaks, however. I personally would welcome better quality in my torture porn.

Why, yes. Yes, I am bitchy today.

If your sporking of a not-that-badly written (but for you dun like the subject matter) fic reads like a list of "things they taught me not to do in English class", AND you admit you just finished a course in English, AND you admit you think the stylistic use of sentence fragments is wrong because it's not placed the way you would do it?

I will use nothing but sentence fragments. For effect. Forever.

Man, where is my "English: UR DOIN IT RONG" icon when I really need it?

I? Have read quite a lot of bad fiction today. And I have read quite a lot of bitching about bad fiction. Most adorably, I have read quite a lot of elitist bitching by people who cannot spell in their elitist bitching posts.

A mood. I am in one.

And this is why we do not leave the dragon to entertain herself, internets.

I want booze. :(

Solution for the crankies: pointless crossover ficlet

At least, that was my solution tonight. Next time might be different.

( Behold Airazor and Tigatron going 'buh?' at the Autobot base! )