This is probably WHY I don't watch TV

If mainstream* television is to be believed, human females are only slightly less rare than Cybertronian femmes.


*Mainstream = not specifically aimed at women

Fic born of RP

End of an Era (2518 words) by Tundra and starkraves
Fandom: Transformers: Prime
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Barricade (Transformers), OFC
Summary:

Before she arrived on Earth, Shadow was part of the Lucky Thirteen, the best recon unit the Autobots had. Unfortunately for the Thirteen, the Decepticons had Barricade.

I knew I should have tried harder to win Doc

Did you know that if your GI Joe spends the day in a very hot mailbox, the metal hook holding his legs to his torso will melt through the rubber O-ring and you'll have a Joe in three pieces? WELL I KNOW THIS NOW.

(I'm tempted not to fix him. Surely Flint's torso must have many uses.)