I am a bad person, and I am going to hell

[dragovianknight]

But it's gonna be a fun ride on the way there. :D

So, my Unmixy Things fill:


"So what's with the spandex?" Arcee asked.

Dr. K opened her mouth to answer, but was interrupted by a derisive noise from Ratchet.

"That," the Autobot medic said, "is clearly not spandex. At a guess, I'd say it's a self-assembling nanofiber." He looked down at the scientist, whose mouth was still hanging open. "I'm sorry, K, were you going to say something?"

Dr. K's mouth closed with an audible snap, and for a moment she just stared at Ratchet with an expression normal girls reserved for movie stars. Then she murmured, "It has an intracellular shape-memory alloy."

Ratchet looked pleased. "Hah! I knew it would have to build around something like that!"

For long moments, K looked dreamily up at Ratchet, while Autobots, Rangers, and civilians watched them with bemused expressions. Finally, Jack managed to break the silence.

"So why do your zords have eyes?"

Scott shook his head. "Don't go there, man. Just...don't even go there."



Sweet holy fuck, how is it almost 3 in the morning? *cries* Bed nao.