This is probably WHY I don't watch TV

[dragovianknight]

If mainstream* television is to be believed, human females are only slightly less rare than Cybertronian femmes.


*Mainstream = not specifically aimed at women

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[recessional]

Pffft. Can't you see all of them in the background looking pretty?

(Yeeeeah, this is why there are like three shows I watch ever . . . )

[dragovianknight]

I...watch cartoons. And Castle. Which pretty much won me over with Castle's mom, frankly.

[recessional]

I watch Criminal Minds, Dr Who (current Doctor only) and . . . actually, that's it right now.

[dragovianknight]

OH, The River Song Show! Yes, I watched that this season, too. :D

[recessional]

Yes, which is now officially the Ponds show. EVERYONE IS A POND. (Seriously. Doctor/River means THE DOCTOR IS NOW A POND.)

Which means the world revolves around Amy Pond. LA.

[hellkitty]

And even *more* rare? The female who isn't drop dead gorgeous with poreless skin and over the age of 30.

My cellulite has a magic power of rendering me *invisible*!

[dragovianknight]

Which means the world revolves around Amy Pond.

I AM OKAY WITH THAT!

[dragovianknight]

I'm pretty sure human females die off by the age of 30. *is clearly zombie*