My body's April Fool's prank...
Apr. 1st, 2010 08:34 am...was to start bleeding from the girly bits, thus removing any last trace of humor I might have used to deal with today. Ugh.
Also, the Science Diet mystery shopper is supposed to come in sometime this month and I cannot honorably make Science Diet one of my top three dog food recommendations. I already explained this to Bossman, and he said he wouldn't expect me to. Of course, that still led to me doing the whole "Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow" thing from Mulan, but luckily they're used to me at work. They don't understand me, but they're used to me.
Also, the Science Diet mystery shopper is supposed to come in sometime this month and I cannot honorably make Science Diet one of my top three dog food recommendations. I already explained this to Bossman, and he said he wouldn't expect me to. Of course, that still led to me doing the whole "Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow" thing from Mulan, but luckily they're used to me at work. They don't understand me, but they're used to me.