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But, should I ever have a spare holy-fuck-thousand-dollars lying about doing nothing, and be struck by the overwhelming urge that ARMBRUSTER T HAWTHORNE MUST EXIST NOW NOW NOW, I at least know that Iple house has my back on skin color and facial sculpt. (The face I want is Kamau.)
"But DK," I hear you say, "what about hair? For surely you aren't going to put Armbruster in one of these, are you?"
That was a dilemma! For in my head, during his "OMG HOT COWBOY HAT AND DUSTER SO HOT" phase, Armbruster has always had short hair. And looking for approprate hair was making me sadface all over the place. THEN! Then, unusualmusic made this post with links to all sorts of dreadlocked Barbies. And I thought, "Self, you could get one of those mohair wigs and tame it down into locs and...and...I WILL BE IN MY BUNK."
If you could see the hotness that currently exists inside my head you would spontaneously combust. I'm just sayin'.
"But DK," I hear you say, "what about hair? For surely you aren't going to put Armbruster in one of these, are you?"
That was a dilemma! For in my head, during his "OMG HOT COWBOY HAT AND DUSTER SO HOT" phase, Armbruster has always had short hair. And looking for approprate hair was making me sadface all over the place. THEN! Then, unusualmusic made this post with links to all sorts of dreadlocked Barbies. And I thought, "Self, you could get one of those mohair wigs and tame it down into locs and...and...I WILL BE IN MY BUNK."
If you could see the hotness that currently exists inside my head you would spontaneously combust. I'm just sayin'.
