Going To Hell...Who's Coming With Me?

If a dragon were to desire to mainline RPM, what would be the best way to do that? Unless Amazon is lying to me, it is free-streaming via Amazon Prime. OMG I know what I'm doing tonight.

(For the record, I still believe the little girl who asked which Ranger looks best in his spandex tights will one day grow up to be Ranger Series Pink. My desire to re-watch RPM has nothing to do with the possibility of fic on this topic.)

Edit: And then I browsed my RPM tag for the first time in DEAR GOD HOW IS IT THREE YEARS???? and discovered this plotbunny: When the apocalypse wipes out most of the vampire population, and the demons all retreat to their various hell dimensions, what's a Slayer to do? Well, trying out for the open Power Ranger slot seems like a good start... (Yes, I want an AU where Green is female, competent, and more than happy to put the smackdown on Ziggy when he says something creepy.)

I'm also LOL'ing at my repeated "OMG Dr K, no, I didn't mean to does not get you off the hook for destroying the world. No, not even if you're responsible for the survival of a tiny handful of humanity. Just NO." I'd forgotten how much that pissed me off.

Let me set the scene:

The year is sometime in the late 80s ::too lazy to google::, and teenage Dragovian - who, after living among her own species for nearly two decades, you might expect to recognize her own kind - is watching the premier of CBS's Beauty and the Beast.

Dragovian: Hmm hmm hmm sexy voice...*glimpse of Mr. Sexyvoice*...huh? Why is she screaming? *frowns* *thinks* *several more shots of Vincent* OH WAIT! He looks like a kitty cat! ... A really hot kitty cat.

And off and on, over the past however many years, I have wondered if I was the only person who did not immediately recognize that Vincent was not human-looking.

So tell me, wide and wonderful internet: am I the only one among us who completely fails at recognizing her own species?

I now own a Philips MP3/video player*. So, does anyone know how I can get my various AVI files (and DVDs) into SMV format so I can take them places with me? Preferably a free way?

*And a pair of boots that are too narrow in the heel, so I'll have to return them. :(