Going To Hell...Who's Coming With Me?

From tfwiki.net: Silverbolt has the dubious distinction of being the only Maximal who has not taken out Waspinator (directly, anyway), instead being taken down by the bug three times.

*facepalm* Now I feel the need to write him taking out Waspy, just because.

I still can't believe they got the following exchange past BS&P, no matter how oblivious children are supposed to be:

Rattrap: So, uh, where ya' been, bird-dog?
Silverbolt: Uh, scout patrol...
Rattrap: Oh, yeah, yeah, scoutin' the enemy, yeah. ...Find any new positions?

Dragovian Knight has written 15,919 words and completed 15 days so far this month. We are on the 15th day of April.

This in spite of the fact the site stopped working in my version of Firefox* and I've had to write my words using Internet Explorer. Yeah, it's been that kind of a month.

In other news, I reached the point in Beast Wars season three where my only options were rewatch season two, or rant at length on my journal. I'm sure you will all be pleased that I chose option #1. I have now watched "Bad Spark" twenty-seven** times.

Blackarachnia: I'm putting up with this slag from you why?
Silverbolt: Because you love me?
Blackarachnia: *scathing look*
Silverbolt: Erm...because if you kill me you'll have to listen to one of Optimus' lectures?
Blackarachnia: Oh yeah, that was it.



*How wrong would it be to name a character that?

**Exaggeration. I think I watched it three times tonight.

...still no great love of the transmetals on this front.

Also, trying to get a count of how many stasis pods were knocked out of orbit by the planet buster...that's excessive, right? I should just do what the show's creators did and introduce characters as the mood hits.

Contemplating changing Ali's taste in music, so KITT is forced to listen to a constant stream of songs extolling the virtues of cars which are not him. Cheap laughs at the expense of KITT's automotive dignity are never wrong. (Without retconning my character's taste in music, I considered sending them undercover in some situation where car songs would be appropriate...and then I considered that my brain would have MUCH more fun picturing Three Thousand turning into a 60's Pontiac GTO. Mmm, classic muscle car AND deeply amusing!)

Somehow, though, my musings switched to Beast Wars and I wound up ranting about Blackarachnia and Silverbolt and my need to punch Silverbolt in the face every time he claimed BA was a Maximal because her protoform was Maximal. And my need to beat the writers for then proceeding to force her Maximal in a storyline that was offensive on so many levels that I had to actually add on to my brain to have enough levels to be fully offended. -__-

And the fact that the only solution I could come up with in my AU, since Silverbolt apparently has a congenital inability to listen to Blackarachnia in regards to herself, is for Blackarachnia to use one of my OCs against him in an argument. Because clearly, the feelings of another male are far more important than the feelings of a misguided female, right?

AND YET I STILL SHIP THEM! *head in hands* WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME THAT I STILL SHIP THEM?

Cranky dragon is cranky. }:(