Going To Hell...Who's Coming With Me?

I spent the entire morning at work tweeting excerpts from Claws, which is currently free for Kindle, and which everyone should read so you can mock it with me.

MAI TWEETS I SHO U DEM

I am so glad this book was free. XD http://amzn.com/k/2NEIWV2RZ9H4K

LOLing forever. Guys, your dicks will curl up and die. warning for human mutilation and bad writing. http://amzn.com/k/12IBW0KB46H1N

if i were the military I would totally test my supercat drugs via civilian catfood company http://amzn.com/k/3LP71S6O6N4NZ

this is the first bit of interaction that's seemed genuine. 34% of the way in. http://amzn.com/k/1HF5FA0KPDRO5 (Note: It is also pretty much the ONLY bit of interaction that has seemed genuine. I think it was an accident.)

God bless Amazon for giving newb writers a way to share their stilted dialog with the world http://amzn.com/k/KNKS0OUALWBY

I'm still trying to figure out why this testing wasn't done in a government lab http://amzn.com/k/XXORGOLF09JB

should not be sobbing with laughter as heroine is saved from evil cats of evil, AND YET... http://amzn.com/k/3T94A1VQ5TPYE

since when does nip come in brown pellets? Also, way to expose youself to an unknown substance http://amzn.com/k/21MYM1DBLHYDM

mysterious lurking men, a bait trail to her house...YA THINK MAYBE FOUL PLAY IS INVOLVED? http://amzn.com/k/1T1XSC1IWE1OR

because when I'm spending the night with a man I don't plan to boff, I roam his house in a sexy robe http://amzn.com/k/20BODTWX1VPYU

THANK GOD YOU EXPLAINED HOW SHE MANAGED TO MAKE HOT CHOCOLATE FROM A POWDER MIX http://amzn.com/k/1I4475682UYS0

I have engaged in spontaneous RP that was better thought out and better written. I'm just sayin'. http://amzn.com/k/29N8AOH2XYH8C (Note: I am really sad the entire scene can't be tweeted, because OMG, it just kept getting worse.)