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I have a lot more trouble with it when it's canon. At least, when the canon is picking on Iolaus.
You know, it's a damn pleasure...
Mar. 4th, 2010 12:07 pm...to watch a Herc/Xena/Iolaus three-way. Fight, I mean. Though I'm sure the other would have been fun, too.
Did we EVER see Herc use a sword for its intended purpose? Edit: Answered in this very episode; Herc does sometimes use swords against appropriately evil monsters.
Did we EVER see Herc use a sword for its intended purpose? Edit: Answered in this very episode; Herc does sometimes use swords against appropriately evil monsters.
And the moral of the story, men...
Dec. 21st, 2009 10:55 am...is that if you pretend you think women are people, and sometimes toss them flowers or a love song, the stupid bitches'll buy it and not murder you in the night like you probably deserve.
Which is to say, I finally circumvented the bad menu on Hercules and the Amazon Women, aka, "Hercules Teaches an Entire Village to be Nice Guys™" and watched it. I knew it was bad, but OH MAN had I forgotten how bad. Not even Iolaus dying in Herc's arms (spoiler: he gets better) or Lucy Lawless as not!Xena, or a village of scantily clad Amazons dancing erotically before their sex raid on the men's village can really make up for just how awful this is. (Okay, possibly that last bit is part of how awful this is, but I am allowed to be shallow.)
Which is to say, I finally circumvented the bad menu on Hercules and the Amazon Women, aka, "Hercules Teaches an Entire Village to be Nice Guys™" and watched it. I knew it was bad, but OH MAN had I forgotten how bad. Not even Iolaus dying in Herc's arms (spoiler: he gets better) or Lucy Lawless as not!Xena, or a village of scantily clad Amazons dancing erotically before their sex raid on the men's village can really make up for just how awful this is. (Okay, possibly that last bit is part of how awful this is, but I am allowed to be shallow.)
